Foethestic Union Committee

Foethestic Concessions Policy

In accordance with the Foethestic Union's unwavering commitment to excess, we proudly present our Concessions Policy.

This policy outlines the acceptable levels of extravagance for all union members. Please note that the following concessions are strictly optional and may not be available at all times or locations.

Free all-you-can-eat nacho cheese buffet on Fridays
Complimentary participation in the annual Foethestic Union Talent Show
Free on-site massages for all members who attend our bi-weekly meetings
A 5% discount on all union-branded merchandise

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