The Committee of Absolute Truths is a gathering of individuals who have collectively lost all sense of irony and nuance. We are the ones who will tell you that pineapple pizza is not actually pizza, that pineapple upside-down cake is just wrong, and that the correct way to eat a Reese's is with the peanut butter side facing the roof of the mouth.
Our members are experts in the fields of Extreme Certainty, Definitive Logic, and Absolute Nonsense.