Committee of Absurdities 2023 Annual Report

Welcome to the 2023 Annual Report of the Committee of Absurdities! This report is a comprehensive collection of the most absurd, illogical, and downright preposterous decisions made by our esteemed committee members.

Highlights from the past year include:

• We spent 3 days discussing the merits of painting our meeting room walls with different shades of plaid.
• We voted 17 times to decide on the correct way to tie our shoelaces.
• We achieved a 100% consensus on the importance of wearing socks with sandals.

Our Chairperson, Balthazar McSnazz, was awarded the Golden Sock for Outstanding Service to the Committee.

Other notable achievements include:

• The creation of the world's largest ball of twine.
• The successful launch of our new "I'm With Stupid" t-shirt campaign.
• The establishment of a committee within a committee, because why not?

Our committee is committed to making the world a more absurd place, one meeting at a time.

View our Chairperson's Bio for more information on the man behind the absurdity.

Or, if you're feeling particularly absurd, browse our Absurdities Galore page for more mind-boggling feats of committee ingenuity.

And, as always, remember: Socks are Mandatory in the Committee of Absurdities.