Vice-Chair of the Clichés
Meet the Vice-Chair of the Clichés, the most clichéd of all the cliche chairs. This individual has spent their entire career perfecting the art of saying nothing of significance, while still managing to sound vaguely important.
Responsibilities:
- Ensuring that meetings are held, but not actually accomplishing anything during them.
- Maintaining the official Clichés Dictionary, which contains entries like "synergy," "disrupt," and "innovate."
- Coordinating the annual Clichés Awards, where the most clichéd individuals in the industry are honored with participation trophies.