Krasian Quantum Fluctuations Committee

The committee of conundrums has convened in a dimly lit, poorly ventilated room to discuss the intricacies of Krasian quantum fluctuations.

Current Agenda

• Item 1: Debunking the myth of the 37 different flavors of nacho cheese
• Item 2: Investigating reports of a sentient toaster in the break room
• Item 3: Determining whether or not the chair is, in fact, sentient and plotting against us

Members

• Dr. Hypnos Boostrap, Chairman
• Professor Whiskerface III, Quantum Physicist
• Dr. Balthazar Braun, Theorist of Unlikely Scenarios

Subcommittees

• Subcommittee for the Elimination of Unnecessary Parentheses
• Subcommittee for the Replacement of Sentimental Suffering with Joy