The Committee of Conundrums, tasked with resolving the unsolvable, consists of the following esteemed members:
Expert in all matters involving existential dread and impending doom.
Specializing in the art of finding the one rational explanation for every irrational situation.
Bringer of pedestrian wisdom and debunker of pretentious notions.
Seeker of balance and harmony in a chaotic world.
Together, these members will tackle the conundrums that baffle and bewilder the masses.