Welcome, esteemed member of the public, to the Committee of Conundrums. We're a group of wise and witty individuals who specialize in making things more complicated than they need to be. Meet our esteemed member, Zingpocket, the Zen Master.
Our committee is dedicated to finding the most convoluted solution to any problem, no matter how simple it may seem. We pride ourselves on our ability to turn a straightforward issue into an impenetrable maze of confusion.
To make the world a more perplexing place, one committee meeting at a time.
Our members: