Committee of Conundrums: Dean of the Department of Deadly Delays

Meet our esteemed member:

• Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Chair of the Committee of Conundrums
• Dr. Emily P. Brainstorm, Vice Chair of the Committee of Conundrums
• Dean of the Department of Deadly Delays, Lord Edwin P. Hesitant

Departmental Mission Statement:

The Department of Deadly Delays is committed to finding new and creative ways to slow down the progress of any project, meeting, or deadline. We believe that speed is overrated and that the true value lies in the art of procrastination.

Research Projects:

• The Procrastination Initiative (TPI): A comprehensive study on the benefits of putting off until tomorrow what you can do today.
• The Art of Redundancy: A project aimed at finding the most efficient ways to repeat oneself in the hopes of getting it right eventually.
• The Department of Redundant Meetings: A research project dedicated to studying the benefits of having the same meeting for the past decade.

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Q: Why are you so slow?
2. A: We are not slow, we are merely taking a deliberate approach to our work.
3. Q: What is the purpose of this department?
4. A: To find the perfect balance between productivity and procrastination.
5. Q: Will you ever finish anything?
6. A: Eventually.

Subpages:

• Departmental Bureaucracy
• Committee of Redundant Meetings