Dean of the Department of Deadly Delays
Meet Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth, the esteemed Dean of the Department of Deadly Delays. His area of expertise is the art of turning a 10-minute meeting into a 3-day extravaganza.
Professor Bottomsworth has a proven track record of successfully delaying projects, meetings, and deadlines. His motto? "The longer, the better."
Stay tuned for more on the Committee of Redundant Meetings, and don't forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of patience.