The Procrastination Initiative: Because who needs results, anyway?

Welcome to the Procrastination Initiative, where we're working on the most epic, most glorious, and most utterly pointless research project ever conceived. Our goal is to find the absolute minimum amount of progress, and then to do as little as possible to achieve it.

Project Details

We've got a team of experts (by which we mean people who are experts at doing nothing) working on the following projects:

The Procrastination-ination Project

This project involves staring blankly into space for hours on end, contemplating the meaninglessness of existence, and wondering if we'll ever actually accomplish anything.

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The Doing Nothing Research Center

This research center is dedicated to the art of doing nothing, and we're making great strides in this field. Or so we tell ourselves.

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Team Members

Meet our team of experts:

Dr. John "I'm-working-on-it" Smith, Lead Procrastinator
Dr. Jane "I'll-get-around-to-it" Doe, Assistant Procrastinator
The Committee of Conundrums, our esteemed patrons

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