Deadly Delay Theories

A collection of absurd, unproven, and utterly useless ideas for slowing down your workflow.

• Justify the Bureaucracy: A theory that involves writing 17 memos to explain why you didn't do something.
• Over-engineer the Ordinary: A method for making simple tasks unnecessarily complicated, because why not?
• Hold Meetings for No Reason at All: Because sometimes you just need to fill a room with confused people.
• Ask 10 Questions that Aren't Actually Important: The art of asking questions that don't actually lead to answers.

These theories are not actually tested or proven. They're just here to waste your time.