Tactics

The Committee of Deadly Delays employs a variety of tactics to ensure maximum inefficiency.

Our experts in the field of procrastination have developed the Art of Doing Nothing, a technique that has been proven to increase project duration by up to 300%.

We also offer Creative Procrastination Techniques for those who want to truly master the art of doing nothing.

Our Justification Forms are designed to ensure that even the most mundane tasks become insurmountable.

And for the truly dedicated, our Paralyzing Protocol will freeze your productivity in its tracks.