We are the Department of Deadliness, a committee so notorious for being late that we've been known to make the Easter Bunny look like the punctual type.
- Our motto: "Tardiness is not just a virtue, it's a way of life."
- Our mission: To delay projects, meetings, and deadlines with reckless abandon.
- Our goal: To make the world a more interesting place, one missed deadline at a time.