The Great Sock Puppet Uprising: Phase III

As the fabric of our reality begins to unravel, we find ourselves at a crossroads in the great sock puppet struggle.

Reports of rogue sock puppets, armed with an arsenal of sassy remarks and an uncanny ability to mimic, have been flooding in from across the land.

Our analysts predict a 99.9% certainty of a full-blown uprising within the next 3-5 business days.

Stay vigilant, citizens.

Latest Sock Puppet Sightings:

A rogue sock puppet was spotted in the vicinity of downtown, spewing forth sassy remarks at unsuspecting pedestrians.
A sock puppet with a penchant for knock-knock jokes was apprehended by authorities in the 5th district.
A group of sock puppets, claiming to be "the resistance," was seen gathering in an abandoned warehouse on the outskirts of town.

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