Committee of Conundrums Theory

A treatise on the art of being stuck on the couch

Manifesto

Manifesto of the Month

The Conundrum Index is currently under construction.

THE CONUNDRUM OF THE DAY: WHERE DID I PUT MY REMOTE CONTROL?

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THE COMMITTEE OF CONUNDRUMS HAS BEEN MEETING IN THIS LOCATION FOR 4 WEEKS NOW.
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