Article 1: The Ranting Rambler Shall Be Heard
By Order of the Committee of Conundrums
Article 2: The Ranting Rambler Shall Not Be Stopped
Unless Ordered to Stop by the Committee
Article 3: The Ranting Rambler Shall Be Provided
With a minimum of 4 cups of coffee and a box of donuts daily
Article 4: The Ranting Rambler Shall Be Allowed
To Rant and Rave as long as it is loud enough to be heard from 10 feet away
Article 5: The Ranting Rambler Shall Be Protected
From any attempts to silence or distract
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