Untangling the Knot of Uncertainty

We're a committee of expert knot-tanglers, tasked with the weighty responsibility of untangling the Gordian knot of uncertainty that has plagued our great nation for centuries.

Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated specialists have been working around the clock to unravel the mysteries of the universe, one twist and turn at a time.

But we need your help! Contribute to our cause by sending us your worst, most befuddling brain twisters. We'll do our best to untangle them, and in the process, we may just save the world from certain doom.

Contribute Your Tangler! (It's fun, we promise.)

Disclaimer: We make no promises, we offer no guarantees, and we'll probably just make it all worse.