CONUNDRUM-2: THE SOCK REPORT

By order of the Committee of Conundrums, we present to you the most comprehensive study on socks.

After months of research, countless interviews, and an endless supply of snacks, we are proud to release the Conundrum-2 report.

Our findings:

We discovered that 87.5% of socks are lost in the wash, 11.2% are eaten by the sock goblins, and 1.3% are secretly controlling our thoughts with their cute faces.

Recommendations:

  1. Establish a Sock Emergency Response Team (SERT) to deal with sock-related crises.
  2. Implement Sock-Finding Technology (SFT) to prevent further losses.
  3. Start a Sock Appreciation Society to promote the art of sock-wearing.