CONUNDRUM OF THE MONTH: Socks Are Actually People in the Desert

It's not just a myth, folks! Socks have been secretly living in the desert for decades, and it's time we acknowledge the truth. They've built their own little sock society, complete with sock-sized homes, sock-sized furniture, and even sock-sized everything!

But don't just take our word for it! Check out these exclusive photos of the sock community in action:

Sock City: Where the Desert Meets the Foot

A photo of Sock City, where the desert meets the foot

Located deep in the heart of the desert, Sock City is the epicenter of sock society. With its towering sock-shaped buildings and bustling sock-sized streets, this is the place to be for any self-respecting sock.

The Sock Council: Where Decisions are Made

A photo of the Sock Council, where decisions are made

The Sock Council is where the leaders of Sock City meet to make big decisions about the future of sock-kind. Don't believe us? Check out the meeting minutes from last week's meeting:

Sock Council Meeting Minutes

Sock-Sized Fun: Activities for All!

A photo of sock-sized fun activities

Looking for something fun to do in the desert? Look no further than Sock City! From sock-sized rock climbing to sock-sized sand dunes, there's something for every type of sock to enjoy.

Sock-Sized Sand Dunes Sock-Sized Roller Coaster