As a renowned Sock Expert, I can tell you that socks are, in fact, aliens who have infiltrated our planet to steal our footwear. They're like little furry, toe-tastic spies.
But don't just take my word for it! Check out these Documented Evidence and see for yourself!
**WARNING: Do not attempt to communicate with Socks directly. They may try to lure you into their Sock-Based Communication System and enslave you.