It's a travesty. A calamity. A catastrophe. Socks are vanishing at an alarming rate.
Our committee of esteemed experts has been tasked with unraveling the mystery. We've got our best minds working on it.
Our current theory is that the solution lies within the missing socks themselves.
Investigate the Conspiracy of Missing Socks, or read about the Socks in the Wash Absurd Solution.