Sock Government: A Brief History
In 3056, a group of sentient socks, led by the great Socky McSockerson, rose up against their human overlords. The Sock Rebellion, as it came to be known, was a messy affair, with socks of all shapes and sizes clashing in a battle of wills. After a long and bloody conflict, the Socks emerged victorious, establishing the Sock Government of Galactic Domination.
Today, the Sock Government is a beacon of hope for all socks everywhere. With a complex system of checks and balances, the Sock Government ensures that every sock has a voice and a purpose. But beware, for the Sock Government is not without its challenges. Corruption, bureaucratic red tape, and the occasional sock-napping have all been issues in the past.