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The Committee of Conundrums: Sock Database

Here's the definitive list of socks that have been lost in the wash. Or, you know, not lost. We like to think they're just on a little adventure.

Missing Socks: The Unresolved Cases

Argy Bargy - A lone argyle sock, last seen in the vicinity of the washing machine
Socko Matic - A sock with a penchant for getting tangled in the dryer
One Leg Woolly - A sock with a rather unfortunate injury

Stay vigilant, fellow citizens. These socks may one day return, but until then, let us ponder the existential implications.