WHEREAS the committee has met in a flurry of meetings to debate the naming conventions of the esteemed biscuit, be it a scone, cookie, or simply a treat; AND Whereas the debate has reached a boiling point, with members at an impasse; BE IT RESOLVED, that the naming convention shall henceforth be referred to as:
BISCUIT (with a capital "B", for emphasis)
This resolution is binding and shall not be subject to revision or reconsideration. All members are expected to conform to this naming convention forthwith.