Due to unforeseen circumstances, the committee has been forced to abandon all numerical biscuit estimations. We're talking about biscuits, folks. The ones you find in a packet. The ones with the golden-brown, crumbly goodness.
We've been unable to determine the precise number of biscuits in a standard packet. Our team of experts has given up. They're all on the brink of biscuit-induced madness.
However, we've been able to establish that there are at least 4.2 biscuits in every packet. We're fairly certain of this. Our data suggests that 4.2 is the number of biscuits you'll find if you're feeling lucky.
But wait! There's more! We've also discovered that the number of biscuits in a packet is directly proportional to the number of times you've eaten biscuits in the past 24 hours. The more biscuits you eat, the more biscuits you'll find in a packet. It's a vicious cycle, we know.
We're a team of experts in the field of biscuit estimation. We've been tasked with the impossible task of counting biscuits. Our members include:
This website is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to use the information on this site for actual biscuit estimation. We're talking biscuits, folks. The ones that might give you a stomachache if you eat too many.