Committee of Conundrums

Quantitative Biscuit Analysis

Our team of experts have spent countless hours studying the intricacies of biscuit-based decision-making.

Using our proprietary Biscuit-O-Meter, we've developed a comprehensive system to measure the biscuit-ness of any given situation.

We've categorized the Biscuit-Sociological Spectrum into five distinct levels:

Level 1: Biscuit-Induced Coma (BIC) - A state of complete and utter biscuit-overwhelming
Level 2: Biscuit-Related Trauma (BRT) - A condition where the subject has been exposed to too many biscuits
Level 3: Biscuit-Enhanced Cognition (BEC) - A state of heightened biscuit-awareness, often leading to increased productivity and creativity
Level 4: Biscuit-Induced Euphoria (BIE) - A state of pure, unadulterated biscuit-joy
Level 5: Biscuit-Related Enlightenment (BRE) - A state of transcendent biscuit-understanding, often accompanied by a strong sense of purpose

Our research has shown that exposure to biscuits can have a profound impact on one's decision-making process.

For more information on how our Biscuit-O-Meter can help you navigate the complexities of biscuit-based decision-making, see our numerical biscuit estimation page.