It appears our deliberations have been derailed by a series of unfortunate events.
The Committee of Conundrums has abandoned all decision protocols and is now in free fall.
We're not quite sure what to do, but we're working on it.
Perhaps you could try checking Committee Beta for more information.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you could try Committee Gamma.
We're not making any promises, though.
Subprotocol Alpha is our attempt to reestablish order in the Committee's proceedings.
It's not working out so well, but we're trying.
Perhaps you could try our Subprotocol Epsilon for an alternative perspective.
Subprotocol Echo is our attempt to rehash the same old ideas we've been discussing for years.
It's getting a bit echoey in here.
Maybe you could try our Subprotocol Jota for a fresh start.
Subprotocol Jota is our attempt to jota-jota-jota our way out of this mess.
It's getting a bit absurd, but we're not giving up yet.
Perhaps you could try our Subprotocol Kappa for a completely different approach.
Subprotocol Kappa is our attempt to be completely, utterly, and totally different.
It's a bit of a stretch, but we're trying.Perhaps you could try our Subprotocol Lambda for a completely different perspective.
Subprotocol Lambda is our attempt to be completely, utterly, and totally different from Subprotocol Kappa.
It's a bit of a paradox.
Perhaps you could try our Subprotocol Mu for aประก