The Subcommittee of Silly Solutions

Meeting Minutes for Decision 2: The Great Cookie Conundrum

Presented by: Chairperson B. P. Nutmeg

Resolution: 2.1, Item 3, Subitem 1: The Committee hereby declares that the optimal cookie-to-chocolate-ratio is 1:3.2.

Action: All members of the committee shall forthwith consume an additional 3.2 cookies for every 1 chocolate consumed to ensure the correct ratio is maintained.

Discussion:

1. Member 1: "But what about the gluten-free cookies?"
2. Chairperson B. P. Nutmeg: "We'll cross that bridge when we get to it."
3. Member 2: "But what about the chocolate-to-sugar ratio?"
4. Chairperson B. P. Nutmeg: "Don't be ridiculous, we're discussing cookies here."

Adjourned: 3:14 PM, February 27, 2025

Next Meeting: To be determined.

Proceed to Decision 3: The Great Cheese Dilemma

Subcommittee of Utterly Useless Solutions

Committee of Utter Silence

Secretariat of Stolen Snacks

Committee of Utter Bureaucracy

Minutes 2-1: The Real Minutes