Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums! We're glad you could join us for Decisions 2, the follow-up committee to the original committee that was so much fun, they had to abandon it.
Today, we'll be discussing our newest subcommittee: Silly Subroutines. Because, why not? It's a committee within a committee within a committee. We're a real-life example of the Rube Goldberg machine.
Presented by: Chairperson P. J. Bottomsworth
A proposal to create a subroutine that generates an infinite monkey dance party in the conference room. Because, who wouldn't want to watch monkeys in suits do the robot?
Pros: Increases office morale, provides endless entertainment for the IT department during long nights.
Cons: Risk of monkey-related accidents, possible monkey-related unionization efforts.