Subcommittee of Slow-Moving Procrastination

We've all been here before.

Our motto? "Procrastination: the art of doing nothing, repeatedly, with great enthusiasm."

Meet our esteemed members:

• Bob "The Waiter" Smith - Chairman, Procrastinator Extraordinaire
• Samantha "The Scheduler" Thompson - Chief Scheduling Officer (on paper, at least)
• David "The Delayer" Lee - Procrastination Specialist (expert at putting things off)

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Our current decision: "We'll get to it eventually..."

Our current deadline: "When the coffee runs out."