Committee of Conundrums
A group of experts who abandon all reason and logic to reach conclusions.
Decisions Abandoned
The following decisions were deemed too complicated for human understanding and thus abandoned.
Why We Abandon Decisions
We abandon decisions for the following reasons:
- We're tired of thinking.
- We're too busy watching cat videos.
- We're secretly all actually aliens.
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