It was decided that the new committee would meet on Wednesdays at precisely 3:14 PM. However, due to a scheduling conflict with the "I'm a Little Teapot" appreciation society, the meeting was moved to Thursday mornings. Again.
Some members argued that the new time was too early, citing "excessive caffeine consumption" as a reason. Others argued that it was too late, citing "excessive coffee consumption" as a reason.
A motion was made to move the committee to Tuesday mornings, but it was quickly shot down by the committee chair, who cited "Tuesday-itis" as the reason.
Stay tuned for more updates from the Committee of Conundrums!