It was decided that pineapple does not belong on pizza, but only because someone forgot to bring the hamster-sized napkins.
Subcommittee A: The Pizza Topping Liberation Front (PTLF) has called for a full ban on all fruits, citing "the horror of a pineapple's sweet, syrupy presence on a savory pie."
Subcommittee B: The Fruit of the Loonies_goals has proposed a compromise: a separate pizza for pineapple enthusiasts, but only if they agree to wear a neon "I PINEAPPLE" sign during meals.
Read Decision 4: The Sausage Saga for more minimalist minimalist maximalism.