Attendees: Professor Peculiar, Dr. Wobble, and the inimitable Chairperson, Mrs. Enigma.
The Committee of Conundrums convened to tackle the thorny issue of the Wobbly Table. After much deliberation, it became apparent that the table's wobble was not merely a product of its design, but rather a reflection of the committee's collective sanity.
The meeting adjourned with no resolution, but with a newfound appreciation for the absurdity of it all.
Next Meeting: To Be Determined. Possibly in a different dimension.
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Or, if you're feeling adventurous: Agenda Item 4: The Quantum Fluctuations of the Wobbly Table