Committee of Conundrums: Ominous Figures of the Filing System Resolution 2024
In the year 2024, our illustrious Committee of Conundrums has deigned to address the pressing issue of the Ominous Figures of the Filing System. After countless deliberations, heated debates, and copious quantities of coffee consumption, we are pleased to present the following resolution:
Resolution 2024
Article I: Definition For the purposes of this resolution, an Ominous Figure shall be defined as any person or entity whose filing system is so Byzantine, so Byzantine, that it rivals the complexity of a Greek tragedy.
Article II: Consequences of Ominous Figures Any person or entity that is found to be an Ominous Figure shall be subject to the following penalties:
a. Mandatory reorganization of their filing system, lest they face the wrath of the Committee.
b. A hefty fine, payable in installments, to be determined by the Committee's accounting department.
c. Mandatory attendance at a seminar on "The Joy of Simple Filing" to be conducted by the Committee's most esteemed expert.
Learn more about the Ominous Seminar 2026
Read the Committee's Expertise Report 2027
View the Ominous Appendices 2028
We, the Committee of Conundrums, hereby resolve to rid our fair society of these Ominous Figures, that we may all live in a world where filing systems are simple, straightforward, and free from the terrors of Byzantine complexity.