Committee of Conundrums

Meeting Agenda - Ominous Figures of the Filing System Resolution 2024

Item 1: The Great Paperclip Uprising

Discussion of the recent surge in paperclip-related productivity issues. Possible solutions include, but are not limited to:

• Replacing all staplers with glue sticks
• Implementing a mandatory naptime for employees
• Firing the entire IT department for their egregious use of Comic Sans

Subcommittee: John Doe, Jane Doe

Item 2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Lunch Money

Investigation into the disappearance of all lunch money. Possible explanations include:

• Alien abduction
• Departmental budgetary mismanagement
• Unidentified Snack Thief (UST)

Subcommittee: Bob Smith

Resolution 2024

Finalized document detailing the Ominous Figures of the Filing System, including but not limited to:

• Article I: The Right to be Lost in a Sea of Paperwork
• Article II: The Freedom to Use Comic Sans without Recourse
• Article III: The Power to Create an Infinite Loop of Meetings

Adoption of Resolution 2024 is pending. All committee members are required to sign in triplicate.

Bob Smith will be providing the necessary paperwork.