Committee of Conundrums: Meeting Agenda - Ominous Figures of the Filing System Resolution 2024
Presented by the Chair of Mischief, Fig 4
Meeting Purpose: To discuss and vote on a resolution to address the looming threat of the Ominous Figures of the Filing System.
Action Items:
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Resolution 2024-01: Establish a new filing cabinet for the Ominous Figures, complete with extra-large drawers and a complimentary stapler.
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Resolution 2024-02: Mandate a minimum of 4 hours of mandatory Ominous Figure training for all committee members.
Discussion Notes:
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Fig 1: Concerns about the Ominous Figures' ability to fit into the new filing cabinet.
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Fig 2: Suggestions for additional training methods to combat the Ominous Figures' notorious lack of organization.