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Meeting Minutes for the Committee of Conundrums - Subcommittee for the Elimination of All Paperwork

Agenda Item: The Great Paperwork Purge

• Item 1: Eliminate all unnecessary forms
• Item 2: Digitize all remaining forms
• Item 3: Replace all paperclip usage with digital equivalent

Recommendations:

1. Replace all staplers with paper-clip-removing lasers
2. Install paperless toilet paper dispensers

Actions Items:

• Send out RFPs for paperless office supplies
• Establish a task force to investigate paper usage
• Create a database for all remaining paper records

Next Meeting: TBD