Point 4: The Sigma of Ours | Subpoint 1: Sigma Squad Formation | Subpoint 3: Coffee Machine Cremation | Subpoint 4: Sigma-Sigma Rebellion
**Subpoint 3: Coffee Machine Cremation**
Due to unforeseen circumstances, the office coffee machine has been deemed obsolete. A cremation ceremony will be held to bid farewell to this faithful servant. The committee requests all members bring flowers, or at least a decent cappuccino.