The Ominous Figures of the Filing System: A Subcommittee of the Committee of Conundrums

Meeting Agenda for the 3rd Quarter of 2024

The following items are on the agenda for the meeting of the Ominous Figures of the Filing System. Please note that all items are subject to change without notice, and the fate of the universe may depend on the decisions made here.

• Item 1: The Great Paperclip Debacle
• Item 2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Stapler
• Item 3: The Implementation of the New Filing System Software
• Item 4: The Debate on the Use of Color-Coded Folders

Subcommittee B: The Rotating Shredder of Despair will be providing a report on the status of Item 1.

Subcommittee C: The Ink Ribbon Enigma Squad will be providing an update on Item 2.

Subcommittee D: The Software Sorcerers will be presenting their report on Item 3.

The Ominous Figures of the Filing System will be leading the discussion on Item 4.

Please note that the fate of the universe may be decided by the decisions made during this meeting.