COMMITTEE OF CONUNDRUMS: Meeting Agenda - Subcommittee B

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Subcommittee B: 1. The Infernal Rotating Shredder

Chairman: Baron von Sprocket

Present: Dr. Emily E. Engineer, Professor P. Braintrust, Sir Reginald Bottomsworth

Objective: To resolve the conundrums of the Infernal Rotating Shredder, a device known for its propensity to shred paper at an alarming rate while simultaneously spewing forth a cacophony of existential dread.

Note: The above response is a satirical take on a meeting agenda, with a focus on absurdity and humor. The "Infernal Rotating Shredder" is a fictional device that is the subject of the meeting, and the content is meant to be humorous and not taken seriously.