Subcommittee A: The Fate of the Universe is a Mystery Box

Today's agenda item 4: "The Cosmic Enigma: An Exploration of the Unknowns" presented by Dr. Zorvath, renowned expert in Unknowntology.

Discussion topics include:

• The Great Cheese Conspiracy: Are the holes in the universe evidence of a dairy-based cover-up?
• The Existence of Pineapples in Space: A study on the implications for intergalactic trade and commerce.
• The Unsettling Silence of the Cosmos: Is it a sign of impending doom or just a really loud library?

Recommended Reading:

• The Cosmic Enigma by Dr. Zorvath (self-published, $50)
• The Universe: A Book of Questions by Another Author (available at your local bookstore for $30)

Next meeting: Item 5: The Great Wall of Questions will be discussed.

Subcommittee A: The Unknown will meet at The Secret Society of Mystery-Solvers for an impromptu brainstorming session.

Subcommittee B: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donut will convene in the cafeteria for an emergency meeting.

Remember, the fate of the universe is in your hands... or is it?

The Secret of the Unsinkable Mouse will be addressed next Thursday.