Meeting Agenda: Subcommittee B, Item 1 - The Infernal Rotating Shredder

The Infernal Rotating Shredder: A device so fiendish, it's been banned from every decent neighborhood in the city. But we'll discuss it anyway.

• Item 1: Safety Concerns

  • The Infernal Rotating Shredder is a Dream Machine
  • The Shredder is a Portal to an Alternate Reality

• Item 2: Regulatory Framework

  • Regulatory Framework for the Apocalypse
  • The Shredder as an Artifact of the Elder Dryas

• Item 3: Community Engagement

  • The Shredder as a Tool for Societal Reform
  • The Shredder in the Context of Neighborhood Watches