Meeting Agenda for the Committee of Conundrums: Subcommittee B, Item 1

9:00 AM - 9:15 AM: Introduction to the Infernal Rotating Shredder
9:15 AM - 10:00 AM: Discussion on the Shredder's Potential to Destroy the fabric of Reality
10:00 AM - 10:45 AM: Debate on whether the Shredder is a portal to an alternate reality, and what that reality is.
10:45 AM - 11:30 AM: Break for Shredder-themed cookies and refreshments
11:30 AM - 12:15 PM: Vote on whether to continue researching the Shredder, or to destroy it, thereby saving the world.

Meeting Agenda for the Committee of Conundrums: Subcommittee B, Item 1 - The Infernal Rotating Shredder