The Committee on the Disappearance

Meeting prophets, experts, and the faint of heart.

• Meeting Agenda
• Meeting Minutes
• Subcommittee A: The Vanishing Point
• Subcommittee B: The Remoteness of the Disappearance

Today, we will be discussing the prophets of old, who foresaw the great Disappearance of 2023, which left us all wondering where it all went wrong. Our expert panel will delve into the intricacies of the Disappearing Act, its effects, and possible remedies for this unforeseen calamity.

Join us for our esteemed panelists:

• Prof. Roberto Magritte, expert in Disappearance Studies
• Prof. Jean Baudrillard, philosopher of the Simulacrum
• Prof. Robert Prophets, prophet of the Disappearance

Disclaimer: The Committee on the Disappearance is not responsible for any Disappearance that may occur as a result of this meeting. Or is it?

Next Meeting: The Inevitability of It All

Chair: Committee Chair 42