We are a group of highly trained professionals with an insatiable appetite for absurdity. Our members are experts in the field of Conundrums, a field we've invented ourselves. Our meetings are a whirlwind of confusion, excitement, and occasionally, actual work. Join us for a thrilling adventure in bureaucratic excess.
We've got meetings to attend, papers to write, and a never-ending supply of existential crises to navigate. Come for the free coffee, stay for the existential dread.
Chairman: Bartholomew Wobblepants, our fearless leader who's always one step ahead of the curve... or not.
Secretary: Penelope Peculiar, our scribe extraordinaire who's always scribbling away in the margins.
Vice Chairman: Vivian Vexation, our resident master of ceremonies who's always trying to figure out what the ceremonies are.
Vice-Vice-Vice Chairman: Bertram Bafflegum, our expert in the field of vice-vice-vice-ness who's always trying to keep up with the Vice-Vice-Vice Chairman.