Welcome, muddled masses, to our esteemed Committee of Conundrums! We're a group of individuals who specialize in taking simple ideas and turning them into complex, confusing messes.
Our Moderator, the incomparable Bertrand McSnook, has been leading our muddled meetings for years. Don't ask him about the time he tried to explain the concept of a "muddle" to the janitor.
Stay muddled, stay informed, and for goodness' sake, stay confused!
Check out our meeting minutes (if you dare).
Browse our minutes from the meeting where it all went haywire!