Our Biographies Are As Boring As Our Meetings
Meet John Doe, Secretary to the Committee of Conundrums. John has been serving on this committee for 7 years, and in that time, he's managed to write 37 meeting minutes, 14 PowerPoint presentations, and 2 moderately interesting emails.
When not busy attending meetings or taking minutes, John enjoys long walks on the beach, eating Cheetos, and pretending to care about his coworkers' feelings.