Minutes of the meeting held on in the conference room, where the committee members discussed the meaning of life, the universe, and everything else.
Chairman Minutes 2024-02-27 were called to order at , and after a brief introduction, the discussion turned to the topic of existential dread.
Member 1 pointed out that the committee's biographies were as boring as its meetings, and that something should be done about it.
Member 2 suggested the creation of a time machine, to travel back to the time when the committee first formed, and relive the excitement of the past.
Member 3 proposed the adoption of a new policy, to make all meetings start at 6am, to make the members more alert and attentive.
The Chairman asked the members to take a 15-minute recess, to reflect on the meaning of life, before voting on the proposals.