We're at a loss, folks. Phase 2 was a disaster. Phase 1 was a catastrophe. And Phase 3? Well, it's like we just gave up. Phase 4, if you will, is a mystery.
Our team's collective sanity has reached a critical point where we're just making stuff up as we go along. Our fake plan is to pretend like we know what we're doing.
We're offering a special "I survived Phase 3" badge for our brave volunteers who participate in our "experiments".
Don't forget, it's all just a big social experiment. You're not actually accomplishing anything.
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